That pasta will probably be there indefinitely, unless the pandemic “shelter in place” lasts like five years. Have you ever tried gluten free pasta? It’s disgusting.
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Month: May 2020
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Defrosting
We defrost our freezer. We eat soy ice cream. I invent Cobweb toilet paper.
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Beginning with Line Spacing
I don’t even know what the “Paragraph” choices are, a clear indicator of how often I use them. Which is never.
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Raising People
Never sell your instrument.
Dreaming of Eggs Benedict and avoiding Russian spies.
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Grey’s Anatomy
Jackson Avery’s mother should have let him go into modeling.
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High School
High school is terrible. Cynde Lauper was cool; Madonna is better. My brother is Madonna, and I’m Cynde Lauper.
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Scrabble
Why eating popcorn at the movies should be mandatory. The perfect sexy-ugly house dress is important. Strawberries smell like dairy.
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Insomnia 3000
Insomnia. Corona Virus. Dustin Hoffman still gets acting gigs.
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Wrapping Gifts
I was so determined to succeed that I had even bought the fancy paper, so I could cut in a straight line. I did not succeed.