A carved manatee, Nancy Pelosi is a parrot, and Biden hires a graffiti artist. It’ll all come together, I promise you.
Author: Feisty Quill
Writer (nonfiction, fiction, poetry, music)
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Impeached!
Never before has a peach sounded so good to me. So sweet. So delicious. Such mouthwatering juiciness. Trump was, indeed imPEACHed by the House yesterday. Unanimous Democrats, joined by just 10 brave Republicans, voted yesterday to get that eff-er outa there. Amen! Can I get a whoot whoot? This impeachment stuff isn’t anything new to […]
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Superhero Kanako!
Kanako kills three people and saves the world. She also goes to Burning Man.
The January 6 events were crazy…and racist. Even I don’t think Pence should be hung!
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COVID-19 Action Movie
I dreamt that I was in an action movie with corona virus. I don’t mean that I had corona virus, it was more a “me versus the virus” action movie. Except you can’t fight a virus with guns. At one point in the virus action movie dream, I was in a Del Taco. I was […]
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Gremlins on Christmas Eve
Christmas Eve is upon us, and in my family, this is truly the start of Christmas. My stepdad, Niels, is Danish, so Christmas for him–and Denmarkians in general–is Christmas Eve. The big, traditional meal, the gifts, the cool tradition of singing carols while circling around a tree that is lit with actual candles. In the […]
Holidays are hard. Stay home, be grateful, stick around for next time.
Feisty Quill visits Senior Centers in California and discovers they are all you imagine them to be. And worse.
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Dreaming of Celebrities
Real life dinner with John Cusack, meeting Emma Thompson, and the softer side of Simon Cowell.
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Thy Brother’s Splinter
If you have a big ass plank in your own eyeball, don’t judge somebody else because they have a “mote.” Whatever that is.