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Serious Treasure Island

The Weirdest Election Week Ever, AKA “What the Fuck?”

It is Thursday of what has become, not election night, but election week. I cannot understand. I don’t mean the electoral college nonsense, which is a take-all for the state, or a leave-all for the state. Oh, except for those weird exception states, where each of the candidates could get partial electoral college votes. You […]

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Treasure Island

Racist Words of Hate and Division

(AKA Things President Trump has said…and not said). Trump did, indeed, say that when Mexican immigrants come in, “they are not sending their best…rapists, murderers,” etc., etc. HE said that, not the media. Trump. In 2017, after Chartlottesville, when several people were injured and one woman killed, he DID say that there were “fine people […]

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Serious Treasure Island

Breath Holding for 8 days!

A blog entry I started 9 days ago, finally finished, and am now in nail-biting anxiety as much as the next guy. Who will become our President?

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Treasure Island

Nicknames

Skullcrusher is a great nickname. Sunny D? Not so much.

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Treasure Island

Fleas

Do fleas have calendars to help them track when the cat’s flea poison stops working?

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Treasure Island

Surprise! (Part 2 of 2)

Movies can help make a surprise party a surprise. They can’t, however, make the party fun.

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Treasure Island

Surprise! (A 2 part series. This is part 1.)

The first part of a two part series. High school best friends are cool. Surprise parties can be fun….when you are 16.

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Politics Treasure Island

Politics and Hair

The important things: We go back to “normal.” My hair was already bad before the quarantine.

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Treasure Island

Online vs. One Room Schoolhouse

Online education becomes normalized. Karen’s husband commits adultery.

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Treasure Island

Yap Yap Dogs

Our neighbor has a yap yap dog and we all get together for a BBQ.