Maybe anorexics in quarantine with family do the dishes more frequently so they can chuck their uneaten food in the trash before others have time to notice.
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Maybe anorexics in quarantine with family do the dishes more frequently so they can chuck their uneaten food in the trash before others have time to notice.
That pasta will probably be there indefinitely, unless the pandemic “shelter in place” lasts like five years. Have you ever tried gluten free pasta? It’s disgusting.
We defrost our freezer. We eat soy ice cream. I invent Cobweb toilet paper.
I don’t even know what the “Paragraph” choices are, a clear indicator of how often I use them. Which is never.
Never sell your instrument.
Dreaming of Eggs Benedict and avoiding Russian spies.
Jackson Avery’s mother should have let him go into modeling.
High school is terrible. Cynde Lauper was cool; Madonna is better. My brother is Madonna, and I’m Cynde Lauper.
Why eating popcorn at the movies should be mandatory. The perfect sexy-ugly house dress is important. Strawberries smell like dairy.
Insomnia. Corona Virus. Dustin Hoffman still gets acting gigs.