These are the tests: global, personal. Not math, thank goodness.
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The language of “homeless”
To this day I am tickled that years ago, in a coffee bar in Amsterdam, my own dealer/seller suggested that I stop smoking my beautiful first ever marijuana serving. We had smoked less than ½ of one joint.
Maybe anorexics in quarantine with family do the dishes more frequently so they can chuck their uneaten food in the trash before others have time to notice.
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Chocolate in a Pandemic
That pasta will probably be there indefinitely, unless the pandemic “shelter in place” lasts like five years. Have you ever tried gluten free pasta? It’s disgusting.
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Defrosting
We defrost our freezer. We eat soy ice cream. I invent Cobweb toilet paper.
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Beginning with Line Spacing
I don’t even know what the “Paragraph” choices are, a clear indicator of how often I use them. Which is never.
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Raising People
Never sell your instrument.
Dreaming of Eggs Benedict and avoiding Russian spies.
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Grey’s Anatomy
Jackson Avery’s mother should have let him go into modeling.
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High School
High school is terrible. Cynde Lauper was cool; Madonna is better. My brother is Madonna, and I’m Cynde Lauper.