As far as inside vs outside, I was always an indoor kid. Outside, I walked three miles to my Mom’s work until a police officer picked me up. My first and only brush with the law.
Getting Older with Corona
What is “older?” Do we really need shoes that light up, and, if so, why don’t they come in adult sizes? Obnoxious noises are, well, obnoxious.
Again
Gushing about my incredible niece, dreading the fact I have to get out of bed for another Covid day.
Contemplating the death of THE writer, editor, and publisher. My Dad.
Cold Soup and Climbing Numbers
I prefer carrots to parsnips and honeydew to cantaloupe. I discount the value of gazpacho. As it turns out, those Covid numbers keep going up, too.
Covid Time
Time doesn’t mean anything. Time is surreal. If I have more “free” time than ever, why does it take me 4 hours to make breakfast?
Nicknames
Skullcrusher is a great nickname. Sunny D? Not so much.
Covid numbers keep rising. Wouldn’t it be nice to just get back to normal and see family and friends again? Sure, except that people keep dying and stuff.
Fleas
Do fleas have calendars to help them track when the cat’s flea poison stops working?
Surprise! (Part 2 of 2)
Movies can help make a surprise party a surprise. They can’t, however, make the party fun.